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剪辑自《Antz》

The ant: -oh, Don’t worry, I’m okay.

The princess: -you? You’re okay? Hey, who cares about you?

-I almost died here

The ant: -will you please calm down?

-you are not gonna let a little near-death experience ruin your mood, are you?

The princess: -hey, this is not a mood . You’re not listening to me.

-where am I ?

-look, what’s –your-name. just climb up that tree and find out where I am.

The ant: -look, t-the trick is not to panic.

-you know, h-h-he w-who panic is lost.

-what am I saying? We are lost.

The princess: -I’ve been kidnapped by the village idiot.

The ant: -who is the bigger idiot? The idiot or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?

The princess: -what’d you do, talk those termites to death?

-I can’t believe you tried to pass yourself off as a soldier.

-why are you stalking me?

-don’t you realize that I’m out of your league?

The ant: -you’re the one who was cruising the worker bar looking for a little action.

And you just happened to find it— the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker.

The princess: -Please . I was slumming it. Don’t you get it?

I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint.

The ant: - I was gonna let you become part of my most erotic fantasies.

but now, you can just forget that. Write it off, you know. I guess what you prefer is Old Blood and Guts. This guy’s idea of a romantic night out is to see at a public execution. Boy, you really choose the right husband.The princess: - For your information, the general and I are deeply deeply –engaged.

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